Has Coach Rob Lost His Mind?

 

Why I Will Pay You
$691 … $860 … or Even $920
To Cancel You Gym Membership Right Now

 

But For 4 Days Only — Black Friday-Cyber Monday

 

 

You read that right: I’ll pay you as much as $ 920 if you immediately cancel your gym membership right now.

 

That’s almost $1 grand staring right at you. All you have to do is decide whether you want it or not.

 

But don’t worry if you decide — I’m still going to make sure you get in the best shape of your life in 2023.

 

“Wait — how does that make sense?” you ask — “I thought I was canceling…”

 

Actually, if you cancel right here, right now, you can grab one or more of CrossFit West Houston Black Friday Special deals, and when you do, I’ll be happy to pay you even more!

 

That’s preposterous, I know … you cancel your membership, but you get paid $920 — or more — and you still get in the best shape of your life in the upcoming year.

 

Preposterous, yes, but quickly take a look at what I have for you here, and I’ll explain how you can walk away with the deal of the year.

 

It’s an opportunity that’s available for 5 days — NOW to Cyber Monday

 

A Hushed and Private Invitation

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY … FOR 5 DAYS ONLY

 

As you know, CFWH’s members are made up of the most incredible people in Spring Branch — an inner circle of the finest, most giving people I’ve ever met — and that’s why only loyal members like you will ever see this invitation.

 

It’s not open to the public, and if anyone happens to find this offer on this page and is not a CrossFit West Houston member, they will be turned away.

 

That’s because I’m making this offer available only to our active members like yourself, and only for 4 days …

 

… and for that reason, I respectfully ask that you do not forward this offer to anyone who is not a member.

 

Moreover, I’m only making this available to 1% of the total membership base. That means each offer I have for you today is limited to just 7 people.

 

It’s not that we’re being snooty or unfair. It’s just that I have to limit the offers I’m presenting because I simply can’t do this for everyone — or indefinitely.

 

That’s why I’ve picked the 1% threshold — to give those most interested the opportunity to cash in on some major savings.

 

And that’s why there’s …

 

Two Unbreachable Limits Placed

On This Black Friday Offer

 

I told you about the 1% limit. But there’s also the time limit.

 

This offer is good for 5 days only — NOW to Cyber Monday— and will not be available even one day later.

 

That means this invitation expires immediately at 5pm, Monday, November 28th, 2022.

 

I fully expect the 1% limit to be snatched up in the first few moments of Black Friday morning, so please don’t make the mistake of waiting to take advantage of this opportunity.

 

How and Why I’ll Pay You

$691… $800… or Even $920 this Year

 

For CrossFit West Houston members only, if you’ll agree to cancel your annual membership right now…

 

… and take me up on one of my annual Paid In Full membership offers (a quarterly payment option is available) …

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… you’ll instantly save off new bundles that will help you have your best fitness year ever in 2023!

 

Here’s what is available:

 

Limited to 5 members!

 

• $2009 -Unlimited membership plus 1 Half Hour Skill Session per month $2700 value
  • $691 savings
  • Attend unlimited classes
  • One half-hour private skill session per month to work on whatever CrossFit Skill you want to build
  • Includes homework programming if needed for the skill.
  • Pay in one lump sum or 4 Quarterly Payments with $5 service charge

 

Limited to 2 members (choose your membership level)

• $2930- Unlimited Membership with 1 year of Nutrition Accountability Coaching with Coach Rob
  • $920 savings
  • 1 Year of Unlimited classes
  • Nutrition plan
  • Habit building
  • Weekly Email Check-Ins
  • Monthly Coaching Call to work on habits

 

• $2690- 12x Month Membership with 1 year of Nutrition Accountability Coaching with Coach Rob
  • $860 savings
  • 1 Year of 12x month classes
  • Nutrition plan
  • Habit building
  • Weekly Email Check-Ins
  • Monthly Coaching Call to work on habits
• $2450- 8x Month Membership with 1 year of Nutrition Accountability Coaching with Coach Rob
  • $800 savings
  • 1 Year of 12x month classes
  • Nutrition plan
  • Habit building
  • Weekly Email Check-Ins
  • Monthly Coaching Call to work on habits
• Just to clarify this is not 2 memberships at each level, this is 2 memberships only on a First Come First Serve. These can be paid in lump sum or quarterly or monthly payments!

 

There you have it: The best deals of the year, just waiting on a few savvy members who know a golden opportunity when they see it.

 

I’m hoping you are one of those.

 

But you’ve got to hurry!

 

You can only take advantage of this one day — and 4 days only — Black Friday to Cyber Monday!

 

I hope you get in.

 

To get these deals, you must email her at rob@crossfitwesthouston.com .com ASAP.

• Put Black Friday Deal in the subject line
• Indicate which option you want to take advantage of

 

• Remember, I’m only giving away 7 of each of these offers, and only 1% of our membership base gets

to take advantage of them.

 

To your success,

 

Coach Rob